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A Great Hunter

I believe I will be a great hunter, one my legs grow in fully. [...]

08
Feb
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Attraction

I am simply not attracted to the female of my species. [...]

07
Feb
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My Demesne

I actually believe that I own everything I pee on. [...]

06
Feb
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Snoring Makes Me Less Ladylike

I sometimes fear my snoring makes me seem less ladylike. [...]

05
Feb
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Follow You Into A Volcano

I would probably follow you into a volcano. [...]

04
Feb
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Have My Buttocks Rubbed

My primary goal in life is to have my buttocks rubbed. [...]

03
Feb
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My Son

I was hoping that the other guy was my son. [...]

02
Feb
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Reevaluate My Existence

I view each distraction as an opportunity to reevaluate my existence. [...]

01
Feb
Thank Your With My Fist
2013-10-28

Would you like me to thank your face with my fist? [...]

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Read More Books

Read more books, watch less boobs. [...]

21
Oct