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I believe I will be a great hunter, one my legs grow in fully. [...]
I am simply not attracted to the female of my species. [...]
I actually believe that I own everything I pee on. [...]
I sometimes fear my snoring makes me seem less ladylike. [...]
I would probably follow you into a volcano. [...]
My primary goal in life is to have my buttocks rubbed. [...]
I was hoping that the other guy was my son. [...]
I view each distraction as an opportunity to reevaluate my existence. [...]
Would you like me to thank your face with my fist? [...]
Read more books, watch less boobs. [...]
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