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I believe I will be a great hunter, one my legs grow in fully. [...]

I am simply not attracted to the female of my species. [...]

I actually believe that I own everything I pee on. [...]

I sometimes fear my snoring makes me seem less ladylike. [...]

I would probably follow you into a volcano. [...]

My primary goal in life is to have my buttocks rubbed. [...]

I was hoping that the other guy was my son. [...]

I view each distraction as an opportunity to reevaluate my existence. [...]

Would you like me to thank your face with my fist? [...]